Quack Dealer Chronicles

Stories

Festival adventures, duck lore, and dispatches from the field.

Ducked and Ready
Preparing For A Festival

A guide to having a ducking good time at a festival by making sure you're loaded up on the essentials.

July 24, 2026
Makin Memories
Trinket Culture? What's That?

Quack, Kandi, and everything in between. How it started (probably) and how to duck up your new best festie friends.

May 18, 2026
Festival Report
One Festival, One Goal, Many Ducks

Sully set out with a goal of giving out a thousand. 1,170 of them found new homes at Future Forest 2025.

March 22, 2026
Frog Butt Goose Butt Whut?
Time For A Frog Duck Butt Toke

It's was 4:20 Phrognosis was lighting up the crowd at Mushroom. Then we lit up a frog and passsed it around.

March 22, 2026
One Pissed Relic
Don't Hate The Quack

A community gathers to protect its culture. We kept Beep Booping the numbers.

March 22, 2026
Origin Story
How the Quack Dealer Got Started

A duck was placed into Sully's hand at Future Forest 2023. He was told to name it. What followed was inevitable, apparently.

June 11, 2025
Quick Quacks
Weird and Wonderful Festie Quickies

A bunch of short stories about the wild woods and the wooks in them (things like IMPOSTER or the person who didn't believe Sully was the quack dealer because he wouldn't go to tiny festivals).

June 11, 2025
Clever Quack
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A little teaser for the full story.

June 11, 2025